В моей унылой жизни ничего does not occur, so that tell you about the movie.
I recently asked Eustace ask Anonymus on dvachah what else stupid Russian film can be seen, if the movie Sword Bearer caused sea Lulz. If someone else to care about this issue, Anonymus advises the following: Black Lightning, Dark World, Aziris Noonan Mirror Wars, Julia, The Interceptor, Dead Daughters.
I decided to start with Black Lightning and made the right decision. Highly recommend: the film takes from depression for fifteen minutes. This masterpiece has all the features of modern Russian Cinema ™:
- uporoty and sometimes paradoxical script;
- pritormozheny tupenkaya protagonist and main character;
- cavalier product-placement in every third frame;
- mention of Putin as role model;
- Nanotechnology! - nanocatalysts here, but we found
- soundtrack, half of which consists of absolutely horrible Russian pop music, and the second half with spizzhena Lord of the Rings or something like that.
of the advantages of film:
- suddenly heroes speak without gopnicheskih intonations, but their speech is similar to the dubbing;
- like the infernal actor Vladimir Malkov ;
- delivered storyline with an alcoholic who sees flying machine Ch. hero every time is going to plunk, and frightened that he had a squirrel.
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Also, I watched German films.
Das weiße Band - Eine deutsche Kindergeschichte . The movie is interesting and informative, but he brought me into hatred, when in the end did not explain the detective line.
Gegen die Wand . Awful dull говно про двух идиотов из страны третьего мира, которые, имея немецкое гражданство и возможность пользоваться такими бонусами цивилизованного мира, как unemployment benefits, the centers of psychological support for women experiencing domestic violence, and a hotline for Muslim women who manage to crap my life any longer and return to his third-world country, to continue his or her dreary existence.
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